Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
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Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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