Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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