I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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