it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
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DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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