dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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