You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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