There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Randomize
