if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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