Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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