I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
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Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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