Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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