Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
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Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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