So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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