No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
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you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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