11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
Randomize
