...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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