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Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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