I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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