a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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