dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
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My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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