Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
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don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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