we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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