I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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