My first STD was from a foam party
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I intend to get homeless drunk
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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
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He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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