I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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