People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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