Pappa wants mamma naked
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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