Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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