he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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