How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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