i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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