i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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