I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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