so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
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Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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