ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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