that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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