I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
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he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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