so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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