love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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