we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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