you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
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Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
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Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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