Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
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took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
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We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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