Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
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I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
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Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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