are you so shy because you have an std?
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
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For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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