C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
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Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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