Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
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Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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