My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
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just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
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He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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