After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I've blown a few things in my day
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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