And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
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Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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