Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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