I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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