I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Randomize
