why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care