He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
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Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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