Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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