I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Randomize