Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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