Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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