mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Randomize
