I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
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Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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