My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
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Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I need a beard to bite.
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